It’s time to raise the maypole! Midsommar is the most important holiday of the Swedish calendar. On Midsummer’s Eve businesses close early and people rush home. The celebrations are organized in an open-air museum. People are decked out in their folk costumes, with flowers garlands in their hair, hopping around the maypole doing the “Frog dance” (Små grodorna dans) and the maypole has a pagan phallic symbolism.
Midsummer is about traditional food - the perfect time to load up on fresh potatoes (with dill, naturally), pickled herring (not as bad as it sounds), sour cream, and strawberries. And don’t forget snaps. It wouldn’t be Midsommar without snaps. That of course means lots of song singing, with every song demanding a round of snaps.
Here’s the Midsommar meal:
Potatis – potatoes Inlagd sill – pickled herring Gräddfil – sour cream Dill – dill Jordgubbar – strawberries
The focus is on heritage and tradition. There’s much flatbread baking, fiddle playing, and tradition folk costume wearing. But no matter how sophisticated the celebrations, the “frog song” must be sung and the “frog dance” MUST be performed.
Here are the lyrics in Swedish and English:
Små grodorna, små grodorna är lustiga att se.
Små grodorna, små grodorna är lustiga att se.
Ej öron, ej öron, ej svansar hava de.
Ej öron, ej öron, ej svansar hava de.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa.
English translation:
The little frogs, the little frogs are funny to watch.
The little frogs, the little frogs are funny to watch.
No ears, no ears no tails do they have.
No ears, no ears no tails do they have.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa.
Now imagine grown men, women, and children of all ages hopping around a huge green “you-know-what-I-mean” symbol and singing “kou ack ack ack kaa…”